So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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