I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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