would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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