either way he was missing a nipple.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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