Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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