Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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