I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We just shotgunned beers for America
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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