i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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