i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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