Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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