Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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