I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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