idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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