You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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