margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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