is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
operation have a gay friend backfired
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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