I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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