Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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