ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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