I wanna bring you to show and tell
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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