Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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