Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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