I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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