Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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