smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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