Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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