HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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