And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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