I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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