Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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