let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Are we still banned from the library?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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