There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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