Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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