Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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