is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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