In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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