my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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