I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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