He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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