Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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