I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i think my mom watched the whole time
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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