a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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