Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Randomize