I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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