You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We got so high we made milksteak
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize