The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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