If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Soap is not a condiment
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She bit a glass in half.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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