I don't think brook has ever known best
4 words: hood of his car
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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