I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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