i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
