I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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