Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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