and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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