Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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