I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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