Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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