Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you inspire me to be a worse person
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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