If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The maid of honor just puked.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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