I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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